The Birks are In Town

I wore a pair of Birkenstock Clearance every day for nearly a decade of my life. They were my primary mode of transportation. I wore them in the snow. I wore them while enjoying sports activities. I wore those to graduation. I even wore them while travelling to my very first career (and immediately altered into a pair of job shoes I held under my workplace upon arriving). But anything happened–I acquired aged and forgot myself, I suppose–and my feet go un-Birked for excessively extended.